More About Felon's Melon
Here's what happens
You answer 40–50 quick questions — quiz energy, not form energy. Nikola and Sparky keep the tone warm, direct, and shame-free.
You name your top 3 goals and top 3 obstacles. We generate a narrative letter in your voice — professional, upbeat, forward-looking. Not corporate. Not fake. Yours, reframed.
You get a 7-day battle plan with specific marching orders, not vague advice. Review it, adjust it, approve it — then the dashboard unlocks.
Returning user? Log in and go straight to your dashboard. No re-onboarding unless you choose to restart.